Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
What a dumb baby whore.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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