Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
foreskin is a definite game changer
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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