youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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