Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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