I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
