People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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