pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Randomize
