I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
its not stalking. its research.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I'm really busy with my period
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