i may or may not be watching the land before time
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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