Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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