Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
either way he was missing a nipple.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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