Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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