i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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