He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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