Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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