it hurts more in the daytime
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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