...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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