Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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