Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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