I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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