Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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