Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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