Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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