i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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