you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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