I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
vagina is talking i cant
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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