well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
