We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
