dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Alive.
So much puke
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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