This is not my ceiling
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Randomize
