I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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