Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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