I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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