The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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