I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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