I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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