You work out of a Hotel?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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