whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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