She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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