VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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