ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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