I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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