But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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