did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
