We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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