Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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