tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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