Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
my shit smells like andre
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Two words: nipple clamps
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