The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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