Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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