i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Randomize