I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I just want nice things and good sex
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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