Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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