Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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