Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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