My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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